Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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