dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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