After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
and i looked up. we had an audience...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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