hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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