She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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