She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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