Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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