We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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