Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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