Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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