Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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