So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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