the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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