I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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