Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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