i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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