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Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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