All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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