i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
i out mim tonsoeep
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