Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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