it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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