Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She bit a glass in half.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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