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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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