Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Randomize
