We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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