just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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