AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Come on in and take your pants off
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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