you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Rumble strips road head = magical
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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