Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
