I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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