we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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