If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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