I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
