dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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