just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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