I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
