That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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