I checked into jail on foursquare
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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