We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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