my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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