Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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