I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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