That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Terrible idea I love it
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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