did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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