i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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