I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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