just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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