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its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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