make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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