Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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