I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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