Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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