I like my sex mixed with concussions.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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